Wednesday, February 17, 2010

The Royal Jester Joe


Your beloved Emperor admits he is a big fan of the Thin Skinned One's Court Jester, Joe Biden. He is the master of making ridiculous comments while seemingly making a serious statement. Today, in another moment of comic genius, he made the following comment:

“I refuse to accept the notion that the United States of America is not going to lead the world economically throughout the 20th Century.”

Now who, but Joe, could make such a bland and serious statement into something so clever and funny? We all know, of course, that we are currently in the 21st Century but only a master of comedy like the Royal Jester himself could subtly tweak a boring sentence like that to make it truly hilarious. The best part about him is his ability to feign ignorance of his own genius and continue to offer his spectacular public gaffes to help take our minds of these dark economic times. What a genius.

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