Return to the Throne

Your beloved Emperor has returned to his rightful place on the throne. He appreciates the agony of his loyal subjects who waited patiently for some news of their beloved king and yearned to sup at his fount of wisdom yet again. Alas, the Emperor is not immune, despite his great power, to the mundane troubles associated with poorly designed computers. He appreciates the loyalty and prayers of his beloved subjects and promises to soon shed his righteous light upon the dark happenings within the realm. There are tigers in the woods and bills on the floor that must be dealt with.