Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Palin Of The Tundra


The former duchess of the Alaskan realm has once again woken up the Hate Monks of the Liberal Order by daring to appear in public again. The venomous chanting of the monks had slowed down in recent months as the Tundra Duchess kept quiet and concentrated on her manuscripts. Now that she has appeared again in front of tens of thousands wishing to experience her aura, the monks have again erupted into a fear-frothing assault on her person. The chanters have lost all rationality in their free-wheeling diatribes of hate and anger and fear. They spit their last breaths at her for hate's sake. It is amazing to see. The Hate Monks are matched in their fervor by the followers of the Tundra Duchess. They are drawn helplessly to her power and the hope of her possibility. Your Emperor has not seen so much political energy since the days of Reagan The Magnificent. It is too early to say how far the Duchess will go with her ambitions. The Hate Monks have never been whipped into such a lather before and there is no telling how far they will go to destroy the Duchess. They have shown no mercy or even passing civility. The Duchess must be made of stern stuff to withstand their assaults or the temptation to descend into the bog of hate with them. Yet, the Alaskan tundra is littered with the bones of those who opposed the Duchess. She is a skilled shield maiden and should not be underestimated. All that is certain at this point is that whatever Palin of the Tundra decides to do, it will have a big impact on politics throughout the realm.

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