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I like many Americans believe we are on the wrong path...a nation in decline. Those characteristics that made America great are being legislated away by entities who believe that our culture and our history are flawed. They seek to replace our society with one more suitable to their secular, humanist, and multicultural beliefs. I am a member of a declining breed--a heterosexual, Christian, American conservative. In fact, I may be the last one. I would run for President to try to halt or at least slow down the dismantling of our great country but even the presidency has its limitations. Thus, I will have to be the Emperor instead. Once I ascend to the throne, I will use my unlimited power for one purpose--to preserve the Constitution. There will only be one new rule--all politicians will be required to have at least 10 years experience in some legal, private sector profession before they can run for office. The only professions not permitted will be that of the lawyer and prostitute.

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ROYAL DECREE: I can no longer wait to ascend the throne. America is in great peril. Thus I have crowned myself Emperor, effective at once. Henceforth, his Royal Highness shall refer to his Greatness in the third person.

Emperor Zim

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

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